Gary was found in Ponoka in the back alley on June 16, 1965. He is currently employed as an apprentice mechanic at Kirk Tire in Calgary. He is working towards his mechanics license. To date there have only been five accidents after repairs at Kirk Tire. Due to the extensive damage caused to the vehiles during the accidents, and an unusual lack of evidence and witnesses, none can currently be linked to Kirk Tire or Gary. According to Gary's legal counsel, Mr. Soprano, he remains confident that nothing will come of the current events and the telephone death threats should subside in due course.
Emma arrived on the scene on November 5, (in the very late 20th century). She continues to manage her in home day care. She currently hosts between 2 and 31 customers ranging in age from 2 weeks to 74 years. Emma has recently returned from an extended vacation in Ponoka. Looks like things may calm down a bit now as the cages constructed in the back yard for the more frequent offenders have been completed and are ready for use. Emma can now spend more of her time in research and development. She has made application for a new patent and hopes to receive approval in the near future. Without letting the cat out of the bag, we at least know that it relates to "two day depends". Not sure how it will work out but keep tuned.
Grayce was born on January 10, 1996 and from that day on she continues to outperform. This amazing young lady, now eight years old, is at the top of her class in school. There is no limit to what she can accomplish. Keep your eyes and ears open, Grayce will likely be the first female prime minister, subject to surviving to legal voting age while living with Bailey.
Bailey was born on November 7, 1998 and continues to break new ground each and every day. Her very active lifestyle provides many hours of entertainment. Gary is accumulating a mountain of video and the pilot set to air this fall on the Reality network should be a resounding success. Stay tuned for further developments.
If you are ever in the Southwest Calgary area, you will likely find Gary, Emma and the kids in the backyard in the Hot Tub. Give a call ahead to see if there is room. Entry cost is cheap, only a six pack in the summer and a dozen in the winter.
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